The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'
Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!
Fucking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.
"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."
sex love cute
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thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked
generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.
Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?
Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.
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a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.
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drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing
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When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.
I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.
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Stuff that makes you thirsty.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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