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to wait to masterbate
procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .
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When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.
Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
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n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.
v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)
adv. - mutual procrasterbater
See also procrasterbation
Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.
Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.
Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
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A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.
That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !
The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.
Stop procrasterbating
Are you really gonna procraterbate?
What's with all this procrasterbation
I'm procrasterbating
This will teach you to procrasterbate
when you procrastinate by jacking off
Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation
1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"