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formal version of "kick arse".
Constable: Sergent, those hoodlums are smashing in all the windows again and have knocked corporal alan unconscious.
Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.
Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?
Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!
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Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.
I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.
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Multiple dudes prodding their PPs in a girl. Like a Mormon version of a gang bang.
"Hey dude! Cindy says you, me, and Craig can come over for a squad prod this weekend!"
The iconic weapon of a BOFH. Often modified with additional voltage and/or amperage for greater effect. Most often used against particuarly annoying users alongside a roll of carpet, shovel, and bag of lime.
When the effect is written, it is always spelled as KZZZZEEEEEERRRRRTTT. The number of repititions of each letter can vary and the R/T can be left off to imply continued usage.
When I was confronted by the head Beancounter, I gave him a zap with my trusty overvoltage cattle prod and called my PFY to get the company van and the usual supplies.
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The act of humourously annoying a cat by poking it with ones finger or other dull object.
Engaging in cat prod is not recommended if the cat is in heat.
"Dude, I played cat prod for like an hour last night. I even forgot to study calculus, 'cause it was so funny. Anyways, that's where I got these scratches."
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A proper gay kid who shags men up the ass which is how they get shit on there cock/
Kyle is a shit prod, he fucked the dog in the ass.
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