projectile laugh

making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion

Cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.

Projectile Menstruation

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.

"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."

feathered projectile

A feathered fowl with intention to travel at high speeds

If a hawk is indeed sent, do not look the feathered projectile directly in the eye.

Projectile cumming

When you cum as far as you can.

"I've been drinking a lot of water and preparing to beat my personal distance record in projectile cumming"

projectile attack

any attack that requres you to perform a quarter-circle down-forward + punch maneuver.

Hadoken is a projectile attack

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Projectile Jackson

When your a lightweight and you drink so much that u end up throwing up everywhere...this can occur when vodka or sambuca or Whiskey touches the lips.....early signs of this occuring is extremley loud irritating speaking

Smitherz : Awwh Dude!...Did u see that guy?

Alex : No, what he do?

Smitherz : He just totally projectile Jacksoned all over the pavement and the chick he was hitting on

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Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.

Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'

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