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A popular phrase in Ireland, mainly kildare and Sligo. To be used if a quick change of conversation is needed. Also used to break an awkward silence, or to break tension. Originates from when a man named Sean was playing in the badminton club championship final, and in the dying moments his racket broke, the strings snapping. After the match he was insulting his opponent to his coach, when the opponent walked into the conversation. 'Did you see my when racket brake?' Sean said.
EXAMPLE 1
Sean: Chris is so smelly.
David: Yeah I Know.
{Chris walks over into the conversation}
Chris: Hi guys
Sean: eh yeah and then my racket broke.
EXAMPLE 2
You are on a bus with many strangers. There is an awkward silence. It can be broken by exclaiming to you friend 'Yeah so then my racket broke...'. It eases the tension and is very useful.
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(noun) A loud, obnoxious, and needlessly annoying women who pollutes public spaces with her unnecessary noise–otherwise known as "racket."
Damn, that racket ass hoe is talking hella' loud. I'm trying to enjoy my cinnabon!
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Although only seen in the wild, a very special breed of 1 has come to the westmont jr. high and has terrorized all of the students. taking advantage of there laughyness and making them laugh until they die. A horrible creatue if you may..Blonde hair, blue eyes, and hyper all the time. Very dangerous if you are a littler person. He can kill. He goes by the name.AARON! *runs away in terror*. run away in terror or shoot it down. It is known as the nutt-racket because..well, just because..
Dont look at it! KILL IT! Aaah!!
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An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".
"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"
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a phrase that doesn't make sense unless actually talking about stringing a tennis racket, but sounds dirty and makes for great conversations
"hey ashley, you wanna swing by my house later and string my racket?"" Sure Andy, I'll string your tennis racket anyday! Just tell me when & where"
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Most commonly used for, but definitely not limited to, describing the act of stealing or having an affair with someone's significant other.
No, no, man... I've been friends with your girl for years. I'm not trying to muscle-in on your racket or anything like that.
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A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
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