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1. A term used when a people gather at a local game store at Midnight for a video game release.
2. When you ejaculate at Midnight (usually in the dark, and it can be by yourself, with another, or in a group)
1. Hey, you weren't in school today, did you go to Game Stop last night for the Midnight Release?
2. Nobody was home at the moment, and I was a bit horny, so I decided to have a Midnight Release.
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Common phrase of Mr. Burns
When someone disappoints him or asks for altruistic behaviour.
"Release the hounds."
"Thank you, come again. Smithers, release the hounds."
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Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.
"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"
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Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.
When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.
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After jerking off in ones hand, penetrate your partner with a fist and open your hand to release the fluids.
My angry inch was never good enough so I decided to fist and release in her.
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A legal hand job performed by a massousse.
If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.
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The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.
Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"
Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...
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