Booty relish

The condiment of choice for eating a girl's booty like the groceries. Whether it be mustard, crushed Oreos or Nutella.

I tongue punched this girl's fartbox last night and inhaled like 900 calories of booty relish. Time to hit the gym.

Dick Relish

Sold by vendors as a topping for meaty entrees at certain sporting events, such as the Houston 500.

Get your dick relish. Fresh dick relish here!

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Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

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crush relish

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.

Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.

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gentlemen's relish

Also known as: male ejaculate, semen, jizz

Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.

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butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

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Relish Potato

Take a cooked potato and shove it up a woman's vagina while having anal sex. Have normal anal sex until climax and get you partner to squirt out the potato. Then eat the warm and lubricated potato. If the girl fails to squirt the potato out she must keep it inside while you try again.

Often the favourite move for larger men.

Dude that girl last nigh let me relish potato. I had a full stomach all night.

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