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Me

I am a retard

by Riedisawesome December 9, 2016

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


retard

What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.

(Asian Mom looking at report card)

(Asian kid opens the door)

Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.

by kevwang95 June 13, 2010

139πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


retard retardant

a retarded friendship that keeps normal boring unweird okay mentally sane alright unswag people away

Zahyra your retard retardant means you can’t make any friends!

by swagmasterskuxxdelux March 22, 2019

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


retardity

n. The state of utter stupidity that results from lax channel rules on IRC.

-> Ops #drugs: this channel is overrun with retards
-nixxie:@#drugs- you just noticed?
-persephone^black:@#drugs- lmao... i lost track of convo long ago
-> Ops #drugs: nah.. it's been this way for well over a year.. but the level of retardity never ceases to amaze me
-nixxie:@#drugs- hhahahha....i guess thats what you call "entertainment"
-persephone^black:@#drugs- is retartdity a word?

by GreenJello May 16, 2006

30πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


retard

I am the proud Father of three children, one of whom has Downs Syndrome.This is a genetic defect in which the child has an extra chromosome.

My son is labled by society as being retarded. This is measured by standard I.Q. tests that have been developed for many purposes but for too long now have been used to simply lable people.

If you met my son I would hope that you would get to see the person that I see. I don't see the physical characterisitics that might cause you to be uneasy around him or to avoid him but I see the perfection of what was intended for people to be.

My son will greet you with a smile that can light up the world. If he has met you once he will remember your name and be geniunely glad to see you. He knows your moods before you do and wants to see you happy. My son will easily tell you he loves you if that is how he really fells and he greets people with the best hugs you'll ever get from anyone.

My sons emotional intelligence is off the charts. He loves people and when some are rude to him he forgives and moves on. To meet him once is to never forget him and to meet him twice is to always be in love with him.

He is excited by life and to many times life tries to beat him down, take his spirit, and turn him into societys label of what he should be. My Son is better then what society wants for him and he fights it back like no one else I have ever seen.

So my defintion of Retarded is not one of something negative but of something to be celebrated. My defintion of Retarded is "Love in it's purest form."

It seems to me we could use more retarded people in this world.

Don't ever let anyone define you.

by Proud Dad April 12, 2007

1988πŸ‘ 1038πŸ‘Ž


Retard

\ri-'tΓ€rd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.

Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:

adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.

Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.

by Magic kitty April 9, 2022

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Retardation

1) to be slow( in mind)
2) the proper word for deseleration as oppose to acceleration

1) no comment for the word retardation
2) used in distance- time graphs

by Ajn0007 June 27, 2009

61πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž