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A child conceived from having unprotected sex while on spring vacation in Florida.
Did you hear about Mary's Flo-rid-a-tot? Yeah, she got knocked-up during spring break in Daytona Beach.
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Feeling Good, Really Really Good
Man today I've been ridding on some shit
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An exclamation proclaimed after a gullible person falls victim to an exclamation such as "Hey -insert name here-". If they answer with the word "What", then they have five minutes to get someone else to say the word...if they don't...they explode.
Hey Joe guess what!
What?
Five minutes to get rid of it!
Dangit...uh...hey fred!
Yes?
NO!
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The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.
Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............
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Roleplay identity disorder is a form of DID (dissociative identity disorder) where the subject feels the need to pretend or 'roleplay' that they have this very rare disorder
Yesterday I was diagnosed with Roleplay identity disorder (RID)' by my therapist. She says it's a real disorder
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taking a leak, during or after a long night of drinking.
Excuse me, I need to get rid of some beer. That tree behind the keg looks like a good spot.
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