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a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.
that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.
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While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.
John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.
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1. a person or thing that looks exactly like anther person or thing
2. an exact duplicate
That bear is a dead ringer of the one that was found in the pool.
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Meaning to be on it game, to be on point. Be alert pay attention. Be on ur shit. Don't miss anything.
Homie 1: yo are we gonna go make this deal?
Homie 2: yeah let's do this.
Homie 1: is yo ringer on?
Homie 2: yes let's make sure we all got out ringer on tonight
Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.
As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.
One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.
25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.
An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl.
Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times!
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