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A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.
Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?
Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!
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Speaking softly, while threatening her with your dick.
Don't roosevelt that hoe, she'll just laugh at you, man.
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(verb) To set aside land for national parks.
yo mang isn't it a whack that urban sprawl has caused the steady loss of habitat for many animals.
shit son our government is trippin, they need to roosevelt that hoe.
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The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.
Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt
Roosevelt middle is full of aggravating kids and roaches and they be fighting to damn much.Y’all don’t go there that cafeteria food nasty.
“You go to Roosevelt middle?”
“Yeah but I don’t recommend the teachers ugly and the kids nosy”
Officially the most beautiful place in the entire world. It contains beautiful beaches and the lake will take your breath away.
I went to lake Roosevelt today and my life was perfect
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a "rough rider" in bed.
how was last night?
she was a teddy roosevelt
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