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I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon
salad fingers creeps me out
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A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.
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Salad Fingers is what seems to be an ill
minded individual who is Psychotic and skitso frenic. He has a mind of a young boy or girl, careless about death, he often shows signs of femanin and childish characteristics, he must be a man or woman, hes vocab is too high to be of a child. perhaps a victim of "a great war" exposed to radiation from nuclear arms causing him to become mentally ill.All his friends left him or died, hes puppets could have been his diseased fomore friends ,more than anything he is a victim of solitary confindment.
Salad Fingers events
"The Great War"
" Wedding Day"
" Some Where Over the Rainbow"
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When breaking up marijuana with your fingers, you're fingers will become sticky, smelly, and most of all have green specks off ganja all over them! This is called having salad fingers.
"Dude.. I have mad salad fingers from breakin all this maryjane up"
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Salad Fingers is the main character of a weird cartoon series on YouTube called Salad Fingers. Many have benefited from his wise words such as -"I like rusty spoons, I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my Salad fingers is almost ORGASMIC".
People may also be referred to as 'Salad Fingers' if they get an orgasm from stroking rusty spoons.
Person 1:"oh my god, there’s a person getting an orgasm from stroking a rusty spoon in there."
Person 2"Yeah she’s my Salad Fingers Girlfriend.
Person 1: "Whoaa!!! She is HOT - I want a Salad finger girlfriend!!"
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to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.
I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom
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Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...
She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate
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