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When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come
Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.
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to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.
If you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?
I'd play Hide The Salami. ;)
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1. To tamper with a piece of meat.
2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).
Adapted from American Pie
See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.
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When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.
Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.
Sean: oh a salami circle!
Condition in which a womans nipples are enlarged to the size of what appears to be a slice of Salami.
Yo,that trick had mad salami nips!
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A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.
That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.
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