Sampson syndrome
The man suffers from sampson syndrome
the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.
You totally sampsonized my post.
A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair
Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?
A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭
“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”
the best person to live on the planet.
#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"
#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"
#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"
The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.
OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen
A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.
1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!
2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!