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People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.
It's National Rational Satanist day!
Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.
The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.
friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"
"Me and my satanist buddies are gonna go the renfair to party and have a good time"
A person who worships Jesus as well as Satan.
My friend goes to church every Sunday, but they’re cool with Satan, too, which makes them a Satanist Jesusist, I guess.
Someone who is not believing in god but not loving satan.
Friend one: Hey! Im a satanist
Friend two: a what?
Friend one: a satanist look it up
Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.
Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)