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The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
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Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.
When I see schmegma, I know I should’ve showered a long time ago.
Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis…
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.
Hey Matt, you have some schmegma on your lip dude
Smelly cheese like substance found under the foreskin of a penis.
Andrew Smart is a schmegma thief.
Taint mold; a build up of used up skin cells that collect the dirty sex smell and froth like yeast compared textured looking gunk ( most of the time containing flour particles from dough balls while making pizza for a living) that builds up in the depths of the groin in nymphos who don't have time to shower between sessions
Dude, this schmegma is starting to smell and get sticky under my balls
The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!
The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!