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The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
substitution for any dirty word
"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"
"Are you scnhooldly seriouse,what the schnoodle?"
"That bitch is a total schnoodle"
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An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.
Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!
Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.
This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.
Schnoodle: (verb)To flirt in a cute, playful, and innocent way. Its often gross to witness
Mom, dad, don't Schnoodle in front if me. It's disgusting.
N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle
Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.
I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.