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Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.
Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!
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If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. DU maaaaa
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–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)
2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.
"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."
A breed apart from most humans, these vile creatures are among the saddest and most repulsive things on planet Earth. Usually hanging around a bin playing fucking geometry dash, we have the year 7's. Around the minivans, you can discover the wild year 8 and 9's, who are normally making sexual jokes to their butt buddies. Finally, In the toilets you would find year 10 and 11's, who make sweet sweet love to their butt buddies.
Hey year seven where is year ten?
Oh over in the toilets fucking his friend!
Typical of Bishop Perowne High Schoolers!
yeah go listen to it. its really really really good honestly.
and yes im a middle schooler for the love of god.
just a face in the crowd so far from faaaaaaaaame........
nobody even knows my name!
i'm wide-eyeeeeeeeeed
i'm so shyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm tongue-tied, caught up in confusion
i'm finding
i'm losing my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..............................................!
freaking out like a middle schooler!!!!
middle schooler hello sister
A very rare occurrence many people only come across a few times in their life
Person 1: hey look its a good aussie high schooler
Person 2: My god...