a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men
yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial
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An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?
Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz
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BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!
brian james schwartz is snatched
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person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it
A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.
To be taken advantage of by an individual having or showing no moral principles; not honest or fair.
Man that waiter really Schwartzed me, I was charged for 10 full entrees instead of the 8 I ordered to my table.
a person who thinks they belong on my 600 pound life
chase schwartz- IM GONNA BE ON MY 600 POUND LIFE