a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men
yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial
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An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?
Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz
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BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!
brian james schwartz is snatched
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person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it
A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.
To be taken advantage of by an individual having or showing no moral principles; not honest or fair.
Man that waiter really Schwartzed me, I was charged for 10 full entrees instead of the 8 I ordered to my table.
A small male with a large dad who has a bad way with girls allowing all conversations come to a awkward silence. He has many loki bracelets and a pair of fake yeezys. If your name is Tiger Schwartz or you are referred to as Tiger Schwartz, you must be really bad at Call of Duty but your skills excel in the shooting range knowing every combination or sequence due to the hours of practice you have taken
person: Are you playing COD?
Man: Yea, I'm having a blast
person: Lol you just died, you must be tiger Schwartz!
man: But i am really good using my karabin in the shooting range!