a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men
yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial
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An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?
Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz
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BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!
brian james schwartz is snatched
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person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it
a person who thinks they belong on my 600 pound life
chase schwartz- IM GONNA BE ON MY 600 POUND LIFE
A little piece of Heaven from a small town in Oklahoma.
You are such a Holly Schwartz! Iโm gonna marry you one day!
A small male with a large dad who has a bad way with girls allowing all conversations come to a awkward silence. He has many loki bracelets and a pair of fake yeezys. If your name is Tiger Schwartz or you are referred to as Tiger Schwartz, you must be really bad at Call of Duty but your skills excel in the shooting range knowing every combination or sequence due to the hours of practice you have taken
person: Are you playing COD?
Man: Yea, I'm having a blast
person: Lol you just died, you must be tiger Schwartz!
man: But i am really good using my karabin in the shooting range!