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Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.
Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?
Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.
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A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.
Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...
the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch
Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway
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The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.
Ugliness levels:
1 ugly
2 pug ugly
3 fugly
4 pug fugly
5 super pug fugly
6 scotch fugly
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verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.
She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!
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When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.
I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!