when you try to fart, but some shit comes out. a shart
dude. i think i just did a shart.
The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.
What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?
When one farts and a little shit comes out.
We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.
Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.
chuck anderson's most common action
while playing poker chuck anderson's sharted
when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.
pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.
o lord i think i just sharted in my pants.
\shärt\ n 1 : a fart, or any form of flatulence, in which fecal matter, in any state is released 2 : the physical remnants of a shart
\shärt\ v : the act of sharting - sharted - sharting
1: "What was that?" "A shart." 2: "It smells like shart in here." 3: "I've got to shart!" 4: "I just sharted!" 5: "Yes, that's me, I am sharting."