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shit dick

someone who loves anal sex with men or woemen but mostly someone like ricky derbaghosian

he will try at all cost to stick it in your pooper

Have you seen shit dick?
Naa he's probly off poundin some ass.

by Cman93 January 4, 2010

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shit dick

verb, shit dicking, shit dicked

1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.

2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.

1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.

2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.

by bikeboy3d2 November 11, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit dick

An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.

Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.

by Madam fragz February 25, 2018


Shit-Dick

An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.

Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021


Shit Dick

When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick

Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks

by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018


Shit Dick

A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.

Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra

Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.

by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 9, 2017


Shit Dick

Some dumb asshole.

Hey shit dick, you finally graduate high school?

by faggooooot August 31, 2016

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