Shuffles

When you have multiple songs stuck in your head that keep changing. Derived from the IPod's Shuffle option.

Dude, I've got The Beatles, Led Zepplin, and Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
Looks like you've got a case of the Shuffles.

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shuffle on

Verb, intransitive.
For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").

See also shuffle

Hey, Rock and Roll lifestyle just shuffled on (past tense of shuffle on), I love that song!

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shuffling

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

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Shuffle

An incredibly shit style of dancing that makes you look like a complete twat

Shannon: I've been practising my shuffle
Erin: You're a downie, get a fucking life you stupid cocksmoker

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Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

priest shuffle

When naughty little priests are moved to a different parish due to being overly familiar with the younger members of the community.

The new Father we got in the latest priest shuffle is apparently worse than the last one.

toledo shuffle

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.

Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.