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when you are in dirty side of a causeway u know it malaysia but when you get to the end you find yourself in a spotless area you will know its singapore
1 Indonesian president:the red dot
2 Malaysian president:cowpat
3 Hongkong:booger
4 USA:china
singaporeans hate answers 2 3 4.
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1)A nice place to visit, wide variety of foods from 3 major ethic backgrounds...Malay, Indian and Chinese. Humid weather tha goes all year round. Its too small, people who get sick of singapore seek refuge to thier neighbour..Malaysia.
And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!
2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
Sadrudin: Hey I have to go back to Singapore to serve National Service for 2 years, eventhough Im a Australian Citizen.
Habib:That's bull!
Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.
Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
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A country where bubblegum is banned, oral sex is banned, owning guns is banned, and sodomy is allowed.
Don't go to singapore, I should know, I live there.
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So goddamed hot. Bad music on some radio stations, disgraces the English language with 'singlish" which is a total fucked up language Singaporeans created. No gum here, very bad. No mugging but slashing with parangs. Kinda safe place i guess... Schools over-pressure the kids with insane work. Otherwise it's pretty alright.
Singapore-Singlish - 'Walao why you so like dat wan, think you so big ah?"
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Hot, Humid, Small, "Kiasu",
Karens of the South East Asian region with Australia
Loves to flaunt their riches, always pointing out "Rags to riches" when compared to Malaysia
, Forgets that they were birthed with the Busiest port in the world for quite a while, maintaining one of the busiest ports till today.
Person 1: Hey, i heard your from South East Asia?
Singaporean: Yes, I'm from Singapore, you know, the nice airport? the marina bay sands? how could you not know? Wow, rude!, you know were really developed right?!
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Don't believe theres a town there? type 'singapore' in facebook under 'location' and see!
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Small country with youth that are so bored they tend to look upon whores who slap their rich, drunk mommies and steven lim among others as a national identity.
in singapore, once something catches eyes on the internet, vast hordes of singaporeans start bitching.
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