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My husband pulled my tight skirt up, to get a peek of my Clam-sliver.
My husband lifted my tight skirt and exposed my Clam-sliver.
When someone makes perfectly nice picture their profile picture but crops it so they are the only one in the picture. it turns out looking really awkward and uncomfortably rectangular and kind of makes the person in the picture look like they are obsessed with themselves
me: bitch u cropped me out of ur profile picture u sliver pic whore
The odd feeling you get after mastubating.
I watched so much porn last night. I had such a sliver dick.
an annoying song that is stuck on a loop in the brain brain that is nearly impossible to make it stop playing.
I woke up and this brain sliver just keeps playing over and over an I can't remove it from my brain.
A microdose of LSD, usually 1/8th or 1/16th of a tab.
Does anyone want a social sliver before we go to the party?