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Not just sports but also a way of life! It is truly one of the best things all around the world.
It seems very usual for instant snowboarders to be alters or something like this.
Music bands popular between snowboarders are Sum41 PapaRoach and some not so famous ones especially nationally known .
Ride or die!
dude - what are u going to do this weekend?
a snowaboarder - snowboarding! , i mean, getting up at 6 a.m. buying beer taking the bus to the hill and get FUN!
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People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.
If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.
Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.
Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.
Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.
Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.
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A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
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A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
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A sport in which you infuriate others by sitting in the middle of the run, just waiting to get run into. The point is to scrape all the powder off the hill until there is nothing but ice. Could be compared to a windshield wiper. Also, 2 sticks = 2 times the possible tricks. Snowboarders create a hilarious spectacle when trying to go anywhere in flat areas, and when exiting chairlifts.
The skier, unaware of the person "snowboarding" just sitting in the middle of the run, "accidentally" decapitated him while bombing down a daimond.
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snowboading was invented by a skiier that was soooo high he foregot where he put his other ski.
...a high or drunker skiier who began snowboarding.
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Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.
I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.
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