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The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied
Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy
Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
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Because you don't know how to spell succeed!
I can't spell succeed! See, When you try so hard but you don't succseed!
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something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
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I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.
My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.
Me: That is fucking disgusting.
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a beatdown of a person in the PS2 game SOCOM. Said to the victim after the beatdown the next day.
"I went 12 and 1 against you using the HK5, i raped you so hard last night"
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What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny
Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?
Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!
Me- Wow, thanks!
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