Hobo Sort

In computer science, Hobo Sort is a search algorithm (much like Bubble Sort, Merge Sort or Quick Sort) that applies a random and blind search of any arbitrarily sized dataset. Much like a drunken hobo rummaging through a dumpster, search is extremely inefficient, there is no set methodology in search, previously search items may end up being searched again, and search results are not always guaranteed. Additionally, the search algorithm may also fail due to drunkenness, drugs, or other impairment-inducing events.

You're algorithm is less efficient than Hobo Sort! Stupid 1st year!

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all sorts

n. A slang term designating the drippings of glasses in saloons, collected and sold at half price to drinkers who are not overly particular.
- Sylva Clapin's "Dictionary of Americanisms, 1902"

Note: Liquorice allsorts derive their name from this custom.

"Barkeep! How 'bout some of them all sorts?"

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Nipple Sort

A sort routine used to sort arrays from lowest to highest. It is commonly taught in high school Computer Science courses ranging from Visual Basic to Java (AP Comp Sci aka. who wrote Cocking on my book.). It is called the nipple sort because the routine resembles a nipple as it switches and sorts the numbers in the array.

Mr. M: Whats another sort routine that we learned in Computer Science I?
RF/MS: uhh, the nipple sort.

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sort the dicks

verb: the process of separating coupons according to short, long, skinny, fat, dark, light, old, new, local and foreign with the logo of the sporting good's store name.

Tonight we must sort the dicks together.

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getting sorted

Getting sorted = buying drugs.

Person A: I'm getting sorted Tuesday night, I'll come down yours and we can get shit faced.

Person B: Sounds good.

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sero sorting

seeking sex with only other persons of your serostatus so that you do not have to use protection. serostatus also known as HIV status.

sero sorting is not effective at preventing HIV transmission.

Sort The Court

A cool game in where you either play as a king or queen and answer questions from people/creatures that meet you with simple yes or no answers. Your choices will affect your kingdom's population, happiness and gold. You can lose the game from having 0 population

The game has an ending but it doesn't actually end. You can continue playing endlessly after the ending

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye have played Sort The Court