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Southerners are perceived to be ignorant imbeciles with the inability to speak correctly. More than not, that is true, but some of us do know how to say can't instead of caint. Not everyone in the south are as stupid as America makes them out to be. Mississippi may be one of the lowest performing states in the education department, but some of us are well-educated. Not everyone here is a pick- up truck driving, cotton picking, racist rebel, and I don't know why people think that we are...
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a place that is usually related to many stereo-types. Some of them are true.
Trucks: all the guys have 'em and girls like 'em big and dirty
Southern Hospitality: yeh, thats right, we are down right nice people. we bring you in and cook for ya
"Southern" accent/language: yes, we have accents. Some are more "country" than others. The accents are sweet and delicate and the ONLY way to talk. As for our language....its Y'ALL not you all.
GRITS: girls raised in the south. We are sweet and sincere people. we are quite simple and very appealing to guys all over! we love our southern boys!
Southern Cookin: HOMEMADE, fried chicken, GRITS and mac & cheese. I dont care who ya are, if you dont like southern cookin...something is wrong with you
religion: we have to types of religion down here.....Sunday Mornin religion: EVERYONE goes to church and has known every single person in that church their entire life. THEN there is our College Football religion: UGA all the way. every saturday, the family & friends gather around the tv to watch football. steaks are goin on the grill and beer for everyone! WE LOVE FOOTBALL
great weather: yeh....it can get pretty dern hot down here but at least we dont have to deal with the freezing cold. Snowy football games are no fun
small towns: oh there are SO many small towns in the south. But its the only way we would have it. the "city" (atlanta) is far too busy for us simple folk to handle. we like knowing everyone that lives in a 20 mile radius of us.
PARTY!!!: yes, there are parties all over the country but the south has some of the best. We dont like frilly or fancy parties that take place in "night clubs" a good 'ole barn party is where its at. We are rowdie people. parties are what we do!
YANKEES: yes....most southerners flinch at the sound of "yankee" but thats because their way of livin' is wierd to us. We love football and UGA. They love hockey and wierd things such as the cold. People up there are too high maitenence.....we throw on some jeans and a tank top and we are good to go. Maybe thats why the guys from all over just love a good ole southern belle. oh yeh, the yankees might have won the civil war but the south shall rise again!!!!
the south is where its at
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place where you go to live if you wanna make crappy wages, be surrounded by hicks , or if you move to a city niggers, sweat your ass off in the summer and freeze your ass off in the winter. most southern girls are ugly and most southern guys are idiots. keeps the 'manufactured home' (aka trailor) industry in business. a cultural wasteland. the people cannot let go of a war that happened 140 years ago.
the south is the butthole, armpit, and scrotum of the united states.
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A racist behind the times place to live. The people are probably slow and hateful to the extreme heat. Also a place that still raises the confederate flag but claims its "heritage not hate"
If you wanna dumb hick in your life just visit the south
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how do you circumsize a redneck?
you kick his sister in the mouth!
incest in south
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Often mistakenly known as the states that seceded from the Union during the Civil War, it is actually a geographic area of the US states that lie south of the Mason-Dixon Line and the Ohio River, and also the states of Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas. The South consists of the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and West Virginia.
That idiot I met on spring break actually thought Boston was in Maryland, surprised he was when I informed him that Maryland is below the Mason-Dixon Line.
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maybe that's why I was taken down south
where the dragons played together
I didn't realize it allllll along
my own identity was starting me into my face lol
and I was clueless like an idiot
or maybe it was denial all long
sometimes I want to slap myself and say to myself (I do)
"you fucking idiot, it took you full four years and the answer was in front of you all along!!!"
we would scream the chant into the air before we played
and weirdly it uplifted me
we had to change the name sadly and I was sad for some reason
I couldn't figure it out then
but dragons are smart, they kept the name
its dragons ... something
you probably know
maybe that's why I was so attracted to her
she was like me, I just felt it
even though I couldn't pin point at the time
but now I finally know
I don't want to live in denial anymore
Denial was worse than accepting the reality
I hated going south at first, but it turned out to be good surprisingly
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