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Split

To leave. Synonyms=bounce, dip

"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"

by Heptone December 10, 2015

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Split

To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)

if you don't get the fuck out my face, your gonna get fucking Split.

by raycharlesx May 5, 2012

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Split Second Splits

Doing the splits quickly and unexpectedly; without warning

(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!

by erzebet333 July 25, 2010

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split stream

Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.

You have to make sure you wipe up after that split stream accident.

by Heat123 December 3, 2007

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A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

by xxxStatic January 5, 2014

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a splitting of the mind

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

by I'm trash October 7, 2016

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Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

by Sarcastyc January 25, 2015