alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

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spouting toss

to talk absolute rubbish.usually while drunk.but serial toss-spouters are not rare.

'my nova might only have a one litre engine but i can get 200 mph out of it easy'
'will u ever quit spoutin toss dave?!'

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out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

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The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.

Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!

for shiz up the spout

For sure (definently) pregnant.

Dude, I am for shiz up the spout.

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Dirty down spout

When a chick lays on her back with the down spout from the house inserted in her pussy. 3 guys get on the roof. 1st guy pukes down the spout, 2nd guy takes a shit down it & the 3rd guy takes a piss to wash it all down.

Hey roofers, can you give me a dirty down spout?

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fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

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