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Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude
Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch
a gargantuan beast of a woman covered with hair. Allegedly the character Chewbacca from the star wars trilogy was a she-squatch playing a wookie.
"Last week when we were camping i thought I saw a she-squatch but it turned out to your girlfriend!"
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A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.
Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!
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Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.
" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"
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An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
Howdy, wanna go squatch noodlin?
When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.
That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.
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When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.
Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch
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