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A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.
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Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?
Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed
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when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.
Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption
Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?
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A place where you store deceased African-Americans, coined by Quentin Tarantino in his 1994 movie Pulp Fiction. Jimmie's house is not one in any situation.
Daniel: Shit man, Bobby's dead, and he's black, where do we place him?
Alex: Why don't we try the Dead Nigger Storage, they always put them there.
when a guy hits a vape and exhales it inside of a woman’s vagina by spreading it open.
Jake just perform a smoke storage on his aunty last night.
The cookie that Stephen stores in the upper part of his mouth while he is performing a magic trick that involves drinking milk
Stupid Stephen, I saw your storage cookie. You suck at magic.