Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

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A "Greg Scott" Substitution

Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.

I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"

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Substitute swear word

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.

Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell

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Character Substituted Words

Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin

Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"

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Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

the substitute teacher effect

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".

Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect

Substitute Hole Sex

also known as SHS.
Another way to say Anal Sex.

When I woke up with mud on my helmet from the drunken Substitute Hole Sex last night, I flipped out.

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