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A derogatory term for a faggot.
Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!
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An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.
Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "
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Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas
'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'
1. A term used after "You Suck" meaning that they swallow the cum but they just suck.
2. A stupid comeback after "You Suck" even though they cannot swallow when the dick is inside of their mouth.
Bob: "You suck as this."
Joe: "I may suck but you swallow."
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Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.
Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.
a bomb ass comeback to "you suck" When someone says you suck, respond with you swallow, and their embarresment levels will be off the charts
daniel: lmao, you like math? u suck
ryan: u swallow
daniel: *dies due to overwhelming embarresement*
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After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
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