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When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.
"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"
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Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.
When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:
Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife
Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
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1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;
2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).
Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."
A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.
"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."
A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.
Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!
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When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth
Damn...who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!
A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.
I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.
Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.