Tush Swoosh

That move a girl does as she is walking away and thinks she's right about a point she just made and / or something that she did proved she was right and you were wrong. Kinda like making a Nike Swoosh with her tush.

Dude, did that girl just give you the tush swoosh?

emo swoosh

emo swoosh is a bang of hair that covers about 2/5 of the face, usualy covers one eye and it's usualy died in blond or red. It's like a musthave for emo hairstyles.

A: did you see that emo girl??
B: who?? the one with the blond emo swoosh??

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swoosh poosh

Word given to the result of an unmatching barcode with an in-store product. Is said after the scanning of that item to another worker.
To advise an inventory error.

"Joe, a cant scan this product, is does not match with are codes!" "Well Phil, this is called a swoosh poosh" "A what?" "A SWOOSH POOSH, say it quickly after you finish scanning to advise me of an error like that" "ok,thanks Joe"

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Kalvin's swoosh

The Kalvin swoosh is a very delicate and secretive way to approach somebody on a couch. It is used for but not only limited to purposes like kisses, blowjobs and Instagram account sharing.

Guy: "Bro, I used the Kalvin's swoosh and it worked!"
Other Guy: "Awesome, bro!"

swoosh lines

Cartography: curved, gradient transparent lines that connect a portion of a small scale map, to a larger scale inset map.

On this map of Grand Canyon’s North Rim, I used transparent “swoosh lines” to link the inset map to the main map.

r/swoosh

A subreddit for When someone misses the joke on internet and takes it seriously.

On an internet conversation
Anon1: Some joke
Anon2: it shouldn’t be like this. Bla bla bla
Anon3/anon1: r/swoosh

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Poop swoosh

When you pop a squat on the royal throne and your dookie drops into the water and disappears into the sewer without having to flush the toilet..don’t forget to wipe though

Yo Jared, I encountered the iconic poop swoosh while taking a dump today!