take on me

Simple. Aha is a Norwegian band. "Take on me" in Norwegian is, "Ta på meg". "Ta på meg" in Norwegian means, hold onto me or touch me. They caused a stir and left many people to wonder about the meaning when they chose to translate literally, word for word, instead of figuratively. This was certainly intentional as Norwegians are fairly proficient in English.

Jeg vil at du skal ta på meg. Literally, I want you to embrace me (take on me/ta på meg).

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You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

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take me out back

To kill one’s self or to kill another person for being dumb/ ignorant

I really just spelled goggles as google?? Take me out back

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jesus take me to the playoffs

When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”

I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig

"Take me to wasted town"

'Wanting to get drunk'

"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).

Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).

Your friends at the bar, so u say "take me to wasted town", so your friend gets you a beer.

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Take me up the north mountain

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.

ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"

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take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

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