tame the neaderthal

the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.

Oh man, my toe hair is growing back, better go tame the neaderthal before my boyfriend sees it.

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Strange Taming

Strange Taming - The art of dicking down . To dick down a girl so well that in a sense, you have Tamed or now control her pussy. But also more historically known as dicking down Strange or random women. That are otherwise not associated with you.

The Art Of Strange Taming -

:Hey Laird I just completely Tamed Fufu's Strange bra.

:Oh wow Taj, you got sweet moves .

Historically Strange Taming -

:Man my balls were so blue man.. I had to go out and Tame some Strange

:Oh damm man.. Better wrap it up, those strangers might have cheese.

:Ya man.. That would be some weak moves.. Lets go get some jalapeño poppers at TGI Fridays bra.

:Oh swheet

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Taming the Mammoth

Depending what context it's used in, taming the mammoth can mean many things:

-To masturbate
-To trim one's pubes (Being male)
-To tame a mammoth

Bro, what are you doin in 10 minutes?
-I'll be Taming the Mammoth for my date with Jessica, she totally wants me inside her. Why?

(Walking in on roommate)
Dude! What the fuck are you doing?!
-Sorry man, but if you don't knock first, you deserve to walk in on me Taming the Mammoth.

Ooh Ooh, Ugh!
(Rides into village on none other than, A Tamed Mammoth)

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tame the cobra

Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.

Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'

tame the beast

for men: to trim one's facial hair; not necessarily to shave it, but keep it under control

for women: to clean up and shave one's pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.

My beard is a mess, I need to set aside a few minutes in order to tame the beast.

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Tame the dragon

Smokin, a-smokin, I said a-smoking the weed.

Anyone: Shall we Tame the dragon?
Someone: Verily we shall, but we wary of thine constabarly.
Anyone: Agreed.

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taming strange

To control a woman's pussy, as though you were trying to control or tame a wild horse.

Hey Matt. Yeah Bro! Last night after my girl and I argued we had grudge sex. And I totally taming strange.

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