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When a man's penis is poking out of his underwear and his partner performs oral sex on him with a mashed up banana in their mouth.
Bernie picked up some bananas at the grocery store last night so I could give him a Curious Tarzan.
A 1985 song by the new wave band Baltimora, and their only real dancefloor-worthy song to this day.
A favorite of the Tourettes Guy.
No 80's playlist would be complete without Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy".
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When you pleasure yourself anally with a banana, and then eat the banana
Being horny and hungry, she decided on a dirty Tarzan before going to sleep
a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.
Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.
I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.
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Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.
man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting
women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then
Alternate name for carbonated non-alcoholic beverage. Soft drink. Pop. Coke.
Down that tarzan slam and let's get outta here!
What kind of tarzan slam do you like? I like Pepsi.
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Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.
Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.
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