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Tea Party

A group of conservatives who attend a rally to teabag each other. The conservatives are usually old, fat white guys who are closet homosexuals. They often carry signs at the rallies about things that they don't understand like socialism, taxation, and healthcare.

Sometimes they perform the homosexual acts for religious purposes as evidenced by a sign at one of the Tea Parties that read "I teabag for Jesus!"

Billy Bob and Cheney left the slaughterhouse to attend a Tea Party so they could teabag each other without their wives finding out about it.

by Turtle Claw March 4, 2010

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Tea Party

Sex party consisting of golden showers, tea bagging, watersports, boston pancake, strawberry shortcake, cincinnati bowtie, glass bottom boat, flag polling, all topped off with dirty sanchez, and abe lincoln. Usually practiced by repressed conservatives following a failed political rally.

Goin' to the Tea Party? Yeah, I got my pink socks, an American flag, and plenty of lubricant.

by RussianLimbaugh May 15, 2009

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Tea Party

A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.

George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.

by asswipejohnson July 24, 2011

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The Tea Party

1. The now-defunct rock band. The ultra-pretentious douchebag Jeff Martin announced the end of The Tea Party at a press conference in 2005, allowing his two band-mates of 30 years (Stuart Chatwood, Jeff Burrows) to find out that their careers had been terminated by getting phone calls from journalists.

Once mighty, The Tea Party have fallen off the ends of the Earth, with their songs now only occasionally played on Canadian rock stations to help fulfill the CRTC's Canadian-content regulations. Already, most college and university students have no clue that this band ever existed.

2. To be a Canadian rock band that is hugely successful in Canada and overseas, but compromises their integrity with vain attempts to penetrate the U.S. market.

1. The Tea Party's only #1 hit was Heaven Coming Down.

2. I hope Billy Talent stick to their guns instead of being a Tea Party.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 1, 2009

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Tea party

An orgy or an out of control sex parrrtay.

Becca like to have tea parties with all of her little friends, and hopefully she doesnt tell her mom what it means.

by b-unit c. May 3, 2005

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Tea Party

When friends get together and talks about massive tea/drama/mega shit

Spill the tea betch!! Let’s have a tea party, call everyone.

by DankDaddy401 August 23, 2018

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Tea Party

When you and your friends get together to share all your β€œtea” (gossip) with each other

β€œHey Katherine, are you coming to the tea party tonight?”
β€œHell yeah, I gotta tell the gals all about this shit going on between me and Trent”

by Dave325 June 17, 2019

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