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When you refuse to take orders from someone else.
Your doing it all wrong. Don't teach me bruv!
A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.
"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"
"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"
"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
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Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.
“Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”
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"I sold Edward Teach," said Kevin very proudly. "He sucks."
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A view held by sjw's and third wave feminists. It basically sums itself up as "Don't teach women to defend themselves, teach rapists not to rape!"
"DAAYum, Helen, you got raped?"
"Yeah. When I posted that on facebook some dipshit gave me this stupid Teach Rapists Not to Rape speech."
"Wow. Does that fall under victim shaming or just being an asshat?"
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Mario Teaches Typing is an educational computer game released in 1991. Players progressed through the game by completing various keyboarding challenges. A floating, disembodied Mario head assisted the player as they learned to type. Later, in 1997, a sequel titled "Mario Teaches Typing 2" was released. These games are most notably known as a farm for memes, and the clips of Mario's head are popular YouTube Poop sources.
Paul: Hey, you wanna come to my place later and play some Mario Teaches Typing?
Tony: Hell, no!
Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.
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Verb,
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
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