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The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Gettin' bored of Walls 2
I should find a new minigame
October 2013
Saw the game and I thought
Oh my god, the fuck is this?
So many OP kits
But I guess I'll play a game
Horse tamers every game
Dominating Winter all day long
Everybody's kit's the same
Because it is so damn strong
But hey, I can survive
I get better ping here than to TheHive
Teams and hackers everywhere
But nobody plays Blitz to be fair
So I'll keep on playing
And get horse tamer six
My horse is fast but stupid
And I will call it Brick
Toxicologist gets added
With a level five stone sword
Keep going with a single dream that
One day I'll be leaderboards
Gonna join another map
But I know it's all in vain
Tryna earn some coins
But it's not worth the pain
Got a long list of level sevens
No high level kits I've gained
Keep getting rogue'd in deathmatch
But that's just the game
Let's make it a whole new game
While I try and rise to fame
I'll make for myself, a name
When I'm through, this game will never be the same
So I released my first montage
Become a rising star
People blame my hit detection
Because of my five-bar
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten
People blame thorns constantly but
I still make one again
I name it Unexpected
Later I release Life
My personal favorite...
That's just the game
That's just the game
That's just the game
orphan: hehe I'm living
person: i'm going to go technoblade on this orphan
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A fucking legend. Someone who was a comfort for a lot of people, for years. His content is very enjoyable. His upload schedule used to be a subject of memes across his fanbase. Sadly he was diagnosed with cancer around 2021, and almost became an amputee.
He held on for months, but sadly passed away in 2022, not before he got the 10 million subs he always wanted.
So long nerds...
"Did you hear about 'Technoblade'?"
"Yeah man... don't make me cry
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Technoblade Was a youtuber who was a minecraft youtuber know for his minecraft hypixel potato war videos. He passed away this year and uploaded "so long nerds" as his last video, it started off with his dad explaining all what happened and techno's last words to his fans o7
Person 1 - did you hear technoblade lost to cancer?
Person 2 - cancer cannot survive if the host is dead, so its a draw.
An amazing and wonderful person whom did many a great things and who we will miss dearly