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When someone is using a forum site while Tired, Sick or Drunk they will post ridiculous messages. They will not realize that some of the things they wrote are strange at the time but will eventually regret it. Please do NOT post if you are in a state of forum tension! You may be banned and peoples respect for you will diminish greatly.
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When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.
Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!
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Grass, as in the stuff on your lawn.
(Not weed.)
As defined by Silent football, at least at CTY Carlisle or Lancaster.
"Mr.Dictator, Nitro was putting sexual tension in my ear."
"Do not pick at the sexual tension."
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when a man and a woman are in a textual relationship and things are not going well.
mark: hows Karen?
Joe: ehh, things aren't going so well, we're experiencing textual tension. (shows hatemessages on phone.)
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stress caused by online games,instant messaging or e-mail.
I felt the e-tension start to build up, when that guy im'd me and started trippin off about how much of a skeeze I am.
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1. When two roommates start to not get along very well after several months of living together.
2. Can also be used to describe tension among any group of people that hang out a lot.
1. Mary: "Ugh, my roommate is being such an idiot!"
Sara: "Sounds like some roomie tension to me."
2. Jessica: "Omg, bestie! I totally just made out with Scott!"
Danielle: "You whore, you know I like Scott!"
Laura: "And now the roomie tension tears us all apart. Great."
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This occurs when two people build up sexual tension via text messages.
"Yo Sara and I were texting so hot last night, the textual tension was astronomical"
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