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The act of drifting involves two actions that occur in a given time frame:
1)One must expel flatulence from the anus in an area deemed suitably far away to prevent those present from taking in the putrid aroma.
2)After this action takes place, one must retreat back to the area of social gathering. Unfortunately for those present, the smell has been carried along by its host. All conversations are put to a sudden halt as the malodorous scent dominates the area.
Nate: *Returns to group after ripping ass 15 feet away* What's up guys?
Group: *Suddenly plagued by odor* SON OF A BITCH, NATE YOU'RE DRIFTING AGAIN!
Nate: I'm the drift king.
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An insulting way to ask someone to leave.
Used frequently about 10 years ago among street kids in Toronto, Canada.
"Hey can bum a smoke?"
"No."
"What about 3 lines?"
"Are you deaf? Drift"
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A controlled "powerslide" around a corner achived by breaking lifteing the back end while puting in the clutch and reving the engine while also "feinting" to the oposite direction of the turn. dumping the clutch and useing alot of steering wheel and gas fines will maintin this in a stable turn. Drifting: linking one drift to another with out crashing (dont try this in a pick up, you can roll and or cartwheel, ive done both)
Dude, that was a pimp drift through those corners on the on ramp.
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The slowest possible way of taking a corner in auto racing. Many people think it is the fastest, but they are just retarded ricers. Drifting is a show and not a race.
Dude, that guy with the body kit and huge wing just drifted that corner, he must be a good road racer!!
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That awkward guy who deserves lead but sits around with a sub and drops subtle sex jokes
Person 1: HOLE IN ONE
Person 2: That's what she said
Person 1: Quit being a Drift
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Completing a turn while purposly inducing oversteer on the car by loosing traction in the rear tires. (used to gain maximum speed entering and exiting a turn by aiming the centrifugal force of the car towards the inside of the turn)
"A that cars going sideways!"
"Das drifting"
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I have seen "The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift" and they show what drifting is in the movie. Drifting is apparently going really, really fast, so fast, in fact, that you burn up your tires and careen haphazardly into other cars and/or buildings and/or pedestrians, all in a puff of smoke!
lame girl: "I think drifting is so cool! It makes my tires smoke and then I crash into things!"
smart girl: "You must have a really boring life, dweeb."
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