emu

a. Sarcastic or exasperated state provoked by the expression of emo sentiments.

b. Mock-emo.

a. Stop it with the masturbating and crying--you're making me all emu.

b. Life just hasn't been worth living since Dashboard Confessional called me pathetic.

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EMUING

Another more pleasurable version of ' fisting ' This involves touching your thumb with all your fingers to create the ' emu's head ' to insert a recipients orifice, this gradually opens the hole up and can be transformed in to fisting if needed

she was a bit tight so i had to start with a bit of emuing

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emu's

Colloquial term used to define emo kids or any half goth half skater youngster talking about pain/suffering/pointlessness of existence etc. The definition also refers to the extra tight black/blue jeans worn by these emu's which are similar to the legs of an emu. The term emu is usually utilized by the elderly trying to complain about some new trend or another hanging in the bus stop with 2 liters of frosty jacks/white lightning cider

"Mavis look at those gosh darned hoodlums getting drunk in the bus station again, i hate these little emu kids. where are the parents these days ... smoking crack with lines of ket. oh dear oh dear ... when i was a boy never did see the like of these emu's" .. etc etc.

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emu

cool. Orinated when Australian's discovered that the 80's Australian slang for cool grouse is an American bird, and the American representatives in the discussion suggested Emu as a suitable slang word for the smae meaning. Now popularized mainly in country New South Wales some areas of America

dude, that's so emu, its the greatest!

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the emu

A fingering technique to pleasure a lady.
Using top two fingers thrusting every second looks like your throwing a dart when your trying to show people

technique.
Also known as the the "Eric Bristow" or the "Phil Taylor"

Best way to pleasure your women is the emu!
Only thing that gives me more pleasure than toy lorries is giving my woman the emu!

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emu

1. a misspelling of EMO (self explanatory)

2. A misspelling of IMU, a hawaiian oven that you dig in your backyard and stick a pig in.

1. "Wow, those EMOs are fast"

2. "Eh Kimo, Who wen stuck da BABY in da IMU???"

fine then!!! EMU! (geshundheit)

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emu

the way in which one walks with straight legs when under the influence of alcohol and XTC, usually at a rave or festival

i think jimmy flipped out, he's doin' the emu... somebody get him a lolly-pop

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