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What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.
Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.
You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?
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A rather large ultra expensive SUV that is driven by the upper crust of society, soccer moms, playboys, or men largely unsure of their sexual prowess!
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? A Hummer has all of its pricks on the inside!
Hummer: An SUV which comes in three models:
H1: used by military and Arnold; its huge like Arnold and only gets around 8 miles to a gallon or about the same gas mileage as Chevy duelly pickup
H2: The most popular civilian model. It is full time 4 wheel drive and can ford 2 feet of water at speed. It gets about 12-16 MPG, which is comparable in mileage to a chevy 2500, ford f-250 or a chevy avalanch
H3: The smallest hummer in the GMC line up. This truck comes with a choice of two engines: A 5 cylinder or the V-8. While the 5 cylinder is adequete, the V-8 Alpha model is superb at towing. The H3 is based on the colorado truck body and gets between 16 and 20 miles per gallon. The H3 can do everything off road that that H2 can do but with better mileage. The H3 gas mileage compares with an average america pickup truck like the chevy colorado, or ford f 150.
1. That hummer H1 is so big, Arnold carries all his weight lifting equipement with him when he is on the road.
2. That Hummer H2 gets about the same gas mileage as a chevy avalanche.
3. The Hummer H3 is a nice ride with decent gas mileage; its too bad people stereotype the H3 with the H1.
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More than a blowjob; it's when a girl, or guy (men are capable of doing this too!) actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
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When I put your cock as far back in my mouth as it will go, and then hum the tune of the star spangled banner, or any other long song that has a good beat to hum to. i.e.: andy griffin theme, jeapordy theme, etc etc
I gave John one helluva hummer after we snorted that 8-ball last night.
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More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
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n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.
danny elfman
"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins
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