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if you get caught by borders who are in the mood. they may take you there. you dont want this. they will shove something up your ass. i seen it happen
shannon: im gonna take you to hong kong!
porter:Nooooo!
shannon:yeeeees!
(four borders grab porter and shannon grabs a broom, the broom is then shoved up porters bum)
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Occurs when you are trying to pass a person on a crowded sidewalk and are accidentally hit in the junk by their hand on the backswing.
I would have been here sooner but some fat lady gave me a Hong Kong handshake on the corner of 34th St and I had to sit down for a minute.
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Noun
An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.
Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
"Amy really likes the Hong Kong Waffle"
When an individual seems to have a never ending supply of ammunition without having to reload. To have unlimited ammunition without changing magazines or reloading. Often seen in movies and video games.
The character in the movie had a Hong Kong special and shot their gun endlessly.
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Hong Kong Fluey, quicker than than the human eye.
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So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong
"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"
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When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
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