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Falt Host

A hosting company that attempts to acquire new customers by posting themselves on Urban Dictionary

Vee: we need better marketing for Falt Host
me: ok

Mr host

Mr host is a young teacher that likes to work at all girls schools. He is not really good looking but he has a good personality which all the girls like. He is very flirtatious and lots of the girls want to get with him. He’s also quite the dick head as he’s cocky but he’s a little fat.

“Bro mr host is talking to the older girls again”
“What do you expect it’s mr host”

Night Host

What does a night host do, you ask? A night host is that jackass who sits in your dorm at night and asks you if you live there. When confronted by scum like this, the appropriate response is "Fuck You," or "Eat shit."

"Hey Mike, got a job yet?"

"Yeah man, I'm a night host."

"Fuck you."

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Host Powers

The excruciatingly annoying powers that hosts are granted in gears of war 2.

*shotgun headshotted from 40ft away*"Damn that kid has host powers..."

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poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,

James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.

host gift

A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.

Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.

I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!